Falling off the wagon

There is a reason for my lack of posts, and that reason is a relapse. Clearly actual window shopping has become too difficult because I caved and bought a lot of beautiful things that were begging to be saved from their price tag shackles. I need an intervention. I need to go to retail rehab, but in the meantime my bank account is at 130 dollars, the lowest it has ever been, so back to staring through virtual windows for me.

By the way, is it unhealthy that I often contemplate hiding all my clothes and wearing rags for three months in the hopes that I can get on TLC's What Not To Wear and win a FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR WARDROBE MAKEOVER?

These are definitely the signs of an addict...